The Lib Dems Know Something We Don’t

17 May

Secret Diary Of PorterGirl

Tim Farron, much like of the rest of the UK, is musing upon the actual point of the Liberal Democrats. With an ambiguous policy on homosexuality and a pathological intention to overturn Brexit, the party is neither particularly liberal nor especially democratic, it would seem. As he strokes a chin untroubled by stubble or growth of any kind, his lovely wife Rosie stumbles abruptly into the room.

“Oh my!” she exclaims. “Who are you and what are you doing in my lounge?”

“Why, I am Tim Farron!” Tim replies. “Leader of of Liberal Democrats. Your husband.”

Rosie squints slightly, before nodding with some relief.

“Oh yes. Of course you are.”

Tim sighs. If it hadn’t been for the upcoming general election, no one would know who he was at all.

“Tim, I’m doing some breakfast. Would you like a cup of tea?”

“Many people like a hot beverage with breakfast…

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